Valhalla

Valhalla is the glorious hall of Odin in Asgard, where half of the warriors slain honorably in battle are chosen by the Valkyries to reside.  They spend their days feasting and training for Ragnarok, living a heroic afterlife of perpetual preparation for the final cosmic battle.


Q:   What do you call a Viking that’s lost both eyes?
A:   A Vkng