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-We’re gonna party \\ like it’s 1981+We’re gonna party \\ like it’s 1981 :date:
  
 Channeling the Satanic Panic Channeling the Satanic Panic
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 “We don’t stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.” \\ -- George Bernard Shaw “We don’t stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.” \\ -- George Bernard Shaw
  
-Want to be a baller, party caller, d20 roller and classic hexcrawler+Want to be a baller, party caller, d20 roller and classic [[dict>hexcrawl|hexcrawler]]
  
 Are you //sure// you want to do that? Are you //sure// you want to do that?
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 Fortune has bold flavors :hot_pepper: Fortune has bold flavors :hot_pepper:
  
-Bold flavors cost fortunes+Bold flavors cost fortunes :money_with_wings:
  
 [[https://youtu.be/-leYc4oC83E|“Where’s the Mountain Dew?”]] [[https://youtu.be/-leYc4oC83E|“Where’s the Mountain Dew?”]]
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 [[https://youtu.be/-leYc4oC83E|“I’m attacking the darkness!”]] [[https://youtu.be/-leYc4oC83E|“I’m attacking the darkness!”]]
  
-[[https://youtu.be/-leYc4oC83E|Remember, it’s not your childrens’ fault they are being drawn into a Satanic world of nightmare]]+[[https://youtu.be/-leYc4oC83E|Remember, it’s not your childrens’ fault they are being drawn into a Satanic world of nightmare]] :smiling_imp: 
  
-[[https://youtu.be/-leYc4oC83E|“Dungeons & Dragons... Satan’s game”]]+[[https://youtu.be/-leYc4oC83E|“Dungeons & Dragons... Satan’s game”]] :imp:
  
 [[https://youtu.be/-leYc4oC83E|“Roll the dice to see if I’m getting drunk!”]] [[https://youtu.be/-leYc4oC83E|“Roll the dice to see if I’m getting drunk!”]]
  
-[[https://youtu.be/j_ekugPKqFw|“Lightning bolt!  Lightning bolt!  Lightning bolt!”]]+[[https://youtu.be/j_ekugPKqFw|“Lightning bolt!  Lightning bolt!  Lightning bolt!”]] \\ :zap: :zap: :zap:
  
-It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.+It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. 
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 +You are standing in a field west of a white house with a boarded front door. \\ \\ There is a mailbox here. \\ \\ >_
  
 [[http://jeffro.wordpress.com/2012/05/17/the-five-prerequisites-for-player-skill/|“First, it’s not a story, it’s a game. Second, you don’t win because you’re heroes. You’re heroes if you win.”]] [[http://jeffro.wordpress.com/2012/05/17/the-five-prerequisites-for-player-skill/|“First, it’s not a story, it’s a game. Second, you don’t win because you’re heroes. You’re heroes if you win.”]]
  
-Zero to hero+:zero: Zero to hero :crossed_swords: 
  
-Roaches to riches+:bug: Roaches to riches :moneybag:
  
 DM, what is best in life? \\ \\ To crush the characters, see their dice driven before me and hear the lamentations of the players DM, what is best in life? \\ \\ To crush the characters, see their dice driven before me and hear the lamentations of the players
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 Fight on! Fight on!
  
-Q: Why do paladins wear chainmail? \\ A: Because it’s holey armor+**Q: ** Why do paladins wear chainmail? \\ **A: ** Because it’s holey armor
  
-Q: How do you get a D&D player to go out with you? \\ A: You ask them for a d8+**Q: ** How do you get a D&D player to go out with you? \\ **A: ** You ask them for a d8
  
-Q: What tool helps a wizard with writing the correct runes into their spellbook? \\ A: A spell checker+**Q: ** What tool helps a wizard with writing the correct runes into their spellbook? \\ **A: ** A spell checker
  
-Q: Why did the Drow become a comedian? \\ A: For the Lolth+**Q: ** Why did the Drow become a comedian? \\ **A: ** For the Lolth :spider_web:
  
-Q: Why do thieves wear leather armor? \\ A: Because it’s //literally// made from hide+**Q: ** Why do thieves wear leather armor? \\ **A: ** Because it’s //literally// made from hide
  
-**Q:** Where do you get your ideas from? \\ **Gary:** Jack Chick. \\ -- Gary Gygax+**Q: ** Where do you get your ideas from? \\ **Gary:** Jack Chick. \\ -- Gary Gygax
  
 [[https://www.reddit.com/r/osr/comments/w300zm/how_do_you_avoid_5_minutes_adventures_in_osr/igtf8f0/|“You can not have a meaningful campaign if strict time records are not kept” – Gygax – Sept 12, 1979, 10:42AM]] [[https://www.reddit.com/r/osr/comments/w300zm/how_do_you_avoid_5_minutes_adventures_in_osr/igtf8f0/|“You can not have a meaningful campaign if strict time records are not kept” – Gygax – Sept 12, 1979, 10:42AM]]
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 +**Q: **  What do you call a Viking that’s lost both eyes? \\ **A: **  A Vkng
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 +The RNG giveth, and the RNG taketh away. :game_die:
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